I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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