my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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