We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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