You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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