While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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