My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize