At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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