I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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