Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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