And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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