This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Hippo gnu deer
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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