we're blogging at a bar
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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