are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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