im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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