apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
