addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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