Got a toothbrush?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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