I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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