I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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