got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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