it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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