ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
