Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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