Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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