Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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