After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Randomize
