My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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