i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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