i don't like sucking hair
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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