anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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