help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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