brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
