ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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