She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just forgot I was standing up.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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