question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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