Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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