But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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