the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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