oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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