yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she told me i tasted like america
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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