What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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