I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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