Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
