STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
