so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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