How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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