never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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