Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Pooping to opera.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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