But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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