i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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