Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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