"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
