It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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