you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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