That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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